Friday, April 4, 2025
The Transformation of CHARLOTTE POOLE
Thursday, April 3, 2025
Scary Stories for Bananaphobes : Terrifying Tales of Killer Bananas, Criminal Fruit, and Chainsaw Horror
Scary Stories for Bananaphobes :
Terrifying Tales of Killer Bananas, Criminal Fruit, and Chainsaw Horror
Are you ready for horror stories unlike anything you've ever read? Brace yourself for Scary Stories for Bananaphobes, the most outrageous collection of terrifying tales ever written.
From Godzilla-sized bananas stomping through cities to pirate fruit and fire-breathing banana dragons, these stories will chill your bones. If you have problems with your heart, or high-blood pressure, don't read this book.
Perfect for fans of dark humor and thrilling horror. Whether you’re a horror enthusiast or just someone who wants to see fruit run amok (with chainsaws), this book will keep you entertained—and looking twice at your fruit bowl.
Wednesday, April 2, 2025
Beneath the Burning Veil
Beneath the Burning Veil
A young adult dystopian sci-fi adventure perfect for fans of Dune, The Maze Runner, and Mad Max.
THE GHOST OF BERTHA MAE
Tuesday, April 1, 2025
Dog Days: Discworld meets Greek Mythology - A Hilarious Fantasy Introduction to the Mortal Coil (Book 1)
Dog Days:
Discworld meets Greek Mythology -
A Hilarious Fantasy Introduction to the Mortal Coil (Book 1)
"Supreme Goddess of Wisdom & War?"
"War & Wisdom," she said. "Tells you something about their priorities, doesn't it?" Mortal Coil: Dog Days The gods don't visit the Mortal Coil anymore, and for good reason, after What Happened Last Time. The criminals have unionised, the Steward is corrupt, and the City of Veils is still a den of iniquity, even after the priests left. But the Festival of Masks is coming soon, and there are rumours that a god will be present... When Moxy Lynn accidentally infuses two copper dog statues with the bickering twin aspects of Aikyamaya, Supreme Goddess of War & Wisdom, she quickly finds herself on a hilarious adventure, at least for the reader, if not for Moxy. She meets Windhook, the half-tree, fake charlatan, smokes Dreamleaf with the Goddess of Indulgences, and faces off against the Chayya Syndicate, all on the way to help Aikyamaya find her semi-human-half-brother at the End Of The World. Perfect for fans of Discworld, Mortal Coil: Dog Days is a hilarious fantasy trek through a world as rich as Moxy's tame corrupt billionaire, Spacer Goodman. Comedy, satire, divine bureaucracy accompany Moxy and the gang, with a Fallen Deity TM on their tails, in a surprisingly powerful story, for a book that doesn't take itself very seriously at all.The Transformation of CHARLOTTE POOLE
The Transformation of CHARLOTTE POOLE by Meg North I only wanted to be cured! That's what I told Adam Damon. Cure me. Save me. I...
